Sweary poems for men are a special genre of humor that allows you to express sincere feelings through the lens of crude but honest language. These poems are perfect for a group of friends when you want to laugh and lighten the mood with a strong word. This collection contains twenty poems that combine rhyme, rhythm, and unabashed frankness. Each poem is a short story about male friendship, life situations, and moments when censorship is unnecessary. Read, laugh, and share with those who appreciate this unique brand of humor.<\/p>\n
\nYou're a man, not a piss-stained rag, Even though things can get shitty sometimes, Your life isn't some damned fate, But a road where you rule again. I'll beat your ass, but you won't give up, You'll get through the shit and be first, You definitely won't break in this life, And you'll reach your goal by your own example.\n <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n\nFor the brother<\/h2>\n
\nDon't worry, bro, hold on tight, Even though life sometimes hits you in the gut, We'll get through all the meetings together, And forget about assholes like these. I'll beat my ass for our cause, So that you stand and don't fall, Let everything go as it should, boldly, And so that you achieve your goals.\n <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n\nImpenetrable<\/h2>\n
\nYou've been broken, bent, and squeezed, But you stand there like a monument, And all the problems have fled, When you moved on to your moment. I'll beat your ass, but you're made of iron, You can't be turned off your path, Your character, man, is useful, People like you are hard to find.\n <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n\nA real man<\/h2>\n
\nYou're not a wimp or a weakling, You're a man with balls of steel, And even if it gets dark, You can handle all the stories. I'll beat your ass - you know for sure That giving up is not your style, You move forward confidently and firmly, And nothing can break your profile.\n <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n\nFor your success<\/h2>\n
\nLet all the bitches talk bullshit, You do things, don't just talk shit, And I'll go through fire for your success, Because you truly outshine everyone. I'll beat the shit out of you for your breakthrough, So that you reach all the heights, May there be a powerful result and an explosion, And may you be lucky on the turn.\n <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n\nDon't give up<\/h2>\n
\nWhen everything is going to hell, don't be sad, Grab yourself together and go ahead, Let them say you're stuck, no, But show them who's coming. I'll work my ass off so you can get through all the difficulties and all the obstacles, You're strong, and you've found everything in life, To be happy without looking back.\n <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n\nMale friendship<\/h2>\n
\nFor our friendship, I will tear apart anyone who dares to say anything about you, You are my brother, not just anyone, And I will always stand by you. I will beat my ass, but I will protect your back at any moment, I am always breathing next to you, And this is our compliment.\n <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n\nDie Hard<\/h2>\n
\nYou will never be broken, bitch, You are stronger than steel, fucking, and stone, And even if trouble happens sometimes, But you will go through this fire. I will beat your whole ass for your character, For the fact that you never bend, You are a real fucking masculine factor, And this is forever, and not back and forth.\n <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n\nTake everything from life<\/h2>\n
\nDon't whine or lie about difficulties, Take everything you can from life, Let there be joys, not ugliness, And may you be lucky in everything. I'll beat my ass so that you achieve everything you ever dreamed of, So that you are happy and great, And so that you don't have to suffer retribution.\n <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n\nFor perseverance<\/h2>\n
\nYou don't give up, even though it's hard, You move forward like a locomotive, And even though life can be tough, But you solve your problem. I'll beat your ass for your zeal, For not giving up everything, You are a winner, without a doubt, And everyone knows it.\n <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n\nMale character<\/h2>\n
\nYou have a character of iron, damn, There is no way to find fault with you, You are real, not bullshit, And you keep your word, I know the deadline. I will beat your ass so that you stand, In your place firmly and firmly, So that no bullshit gets to you, And so that life is not painful.\n <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n\nA true friend<\/h2>\n
\nYou're a friend, not some faggot who ran away in my time of need. You were always there, and you still are, and you've never forgotten. I'll beat the living daylights out of you for our friendship, for never betraying me, for never forgetting your service to me, and for always standing up for you.\n <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n\nForward and only forward<\/h2>\n
\nDon't look back at the shit behind you, Look ahead and move on, Even if your path is not easy, But you will pass it, not fake. I will beat your ass for your progress, For not stopping, For your persistent interest, And for not letting go.\n <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n\nDon't piss yourself<\/h2>\n
\nDon't worry, bro, everything will be awesome, This shit will pass and everything will be fine, The main thing is to hold on, don't give in, work hard, And your life will definitely get better. I'll beat your ass, but you'll break through, Through all the obstacles and ambushes, You're strong, and you'll definitely get to your goal without lipstick.\n <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n\nIron eggs<\/h2>\n
\nYou have balls made of iron, damn, You're not afraid of anyone, And even though life can be bullshit, But you move forward with everything. I'll beat your ass for your courage, For the fact that you don't piss yourself at all, For your masculine maturity, And for the fact that you know the way.\n <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n\nFraternal Union<\/h2>\n
\nYou and I are a brotherly union, Which no one can destroy, We have been through shit and burden, And we know the value of one. I will beat my ass for our brotherhood, For the fact that we are always together, For our strong wealth, And for the fact that we live.\n <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n\nDon't give up<\/h2>\n
\nDon't take a single step back, Go forward like a tank across the field, Let there be a reward ahead, For your fortitude and will. I will beat your ass so that you achieve, Everything you always wanted, So that you find what you were striving for, And so that there is no shame.\n <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n\nFor your success<\/h2>\n
\nI'll drink to your tremendous success, to the fact that you were able to surpass everyone, to your well-deserved laughter, and to the fact that you walked the right path. I'll beat my ass, but you will win, all competitors and enemies, you are the best, and you will surpass everyone, and this is known without shackles.\n <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n\nA man with balls<\/h2>\n
\nYou're a man with real balls, not some weak wimp. You'll overcome all your fears and live a dignified, proper life. I'll beat your ass for your strength, for not giving in to anger, for your powerful cell phone, and for defeating everyone.\n <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n\nAlways forward<\/h2>\n
\nAlways move forward, man, Don't look back at the past, Let every new moment be happy and good for you. I'll beat your ass for your attitude, For not being discouraged, For always being a hero, And for inspiring everyone.\n <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Obscene poems for men are a special genre of humor that allows you to express sincere feelings through the prism of crude but honest vocabulary.<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[71],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stihi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bukvaved.top\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1676","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bukvaved.top\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bukvaved.top\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bukvaved.top\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bukvaved.top\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1676"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bukvaved.top\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1676\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":175403,"href":"https:\/\/bukvaved.top\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1676\/revisions\/175403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bukvaved.top\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bukvaved.top\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bukvaved.top\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}