{"id":1613,"date":"2026-01-22T05:47:54","date_gmt":"2026-01-22T02:47:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aleksawn.bget.ru\/drugie\/20-prikolnyh-korotkih-stihov-sms-muzhchine.html"},"modified":"2026-10-27T16:49:32","modified_gmt":"2026-10-27T13:49:32","slug":"20-funny-short-text-poems-for-a-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bukvaved.top\/en\/20-prikolnyh-korotkih-stihov-sms-muzhchine\/","title":{"rendered":"20 funny text poems for a man: confess your love, tease him, and make him happy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Short text poems are a wonderful way to lift the spirits of your loved one by sending him a funny message throughout the day. A few lines can bring a smile, remind him of your feelings, and simply brighten up an ordinary workday. This collection contains twenty funny and lighthearted poems that are perfect for sending via text or instant messaging. They range in length from one to two quatrains, combine humor with tenderness, and don&#039;t require a long reading time. Choose the one that suits you best and give your man a positive vibe!<\/p>\n<div class=\"poems\">\n<div class=\"poem\" data-poem=\"1\">\n<h2>Good morning<\/h2>\n<pre class=\"poem-text\">\nGood morning, my sweet bear, Get up, it&#039;s time to fly to work, Coffee is ready, and I&#039;m waiting for a kiss, Get up quickly, my favorite hero!\n    <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"poem\" data-poem=\"2\">\n<h2>I miss<\/h2>\n<pre class=\"poem-text\">\nI&#039;ve been missing you since this morning, Even though you left just an hour ago, I&#039;m waiting for the evening when you come home, Hold me tight and give me your gaze. Work hard, my dear, But remember - your wife is waiting for you at home, With a delicious dinner, with great love, And an evening that we will spend until dark!\n    <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"poem\" data-poem=\"3\">\n<h2>Reminder<\/h2>\n<pre class=\"poem-text\">\nI remind you, my dear, that you are the best in the world, that I am proud of you and you, and I love you more than anyone on the planet!\n    <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"poem\" data-poem=\"4\">\n<h2>Don&#039;t forget lunch<\/h2>\n<pre class=\"poem-text\">\nDon&#039;t forget to have lunch today, I worry when you don&#039;t eat, My dear, even though you&#039;re hungry, But your health is more important than anything, hurry up. Eat properly, don&#039;t snack, Drink some tea, take a rest, And in the evening we&#039;ll meet, I&#039;ll cook your favorite dishes!\n    <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"poem\" data-poem=\"5\">\n<h2>You are a superhero<\/h2>\n<pre class=\"poem-text\">\nYou are my personal superhero, Even without a cape and without a mask, You fight with work, with troubles, And at home there is affection waiting for you!\n    <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"poem\" data-poem=\"6\">\n<h2>I&#039;m thinking about you<\/h2>\n<pre class=\"poem-text\">\nI&#039;m sitting here working, but my thoughts are about you. I wonder what you&#039;re doing now. Do you miss me in your life? Or are you busy with things, as always with us. Write, call, let me know about yourself. I need to hear your dear voice. I can&#039;t wait for the evening, to meet you on the path, When will you return home to me?\n    <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"poem\" data-poem=\"7\">\n<h2>Hold on<\/h2>\n<pre class=\"poem-text\">\nHang in there, my dear fighter, Work is temporary, be patient, In the evening there will be rest, finally, And me, and the sofa, and my loved ones all day long!\n    <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"poem\" data-poem=\"8\">\n<h2>Love you<\/h2>\n<pre class=\"poem-text\">\nI love you, my darling, know this, Even when you grumble and get angry, Even when you scatter everything around the house, You are the best of my dreams! I&#039;m going home, I&#039;ll buy something delicious, I&#039;ll cook dinner that you like, In the evening we&#039;ll hug, as always, wonderfully, And we&#039;ll be together until the morning star!\n    <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"poem\" data-poem=\"9\">\n<h2>Well done<\/h2>\n<pre class=\"poem-text\">\nYou are a great man today, You cope with all the tasks, I am proud of you, my dear, my darling, You are the best among all men!\n    <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"poem\" data-poem=\"10\">\n<h2>Evening plans<\/h2>\n<pre class=\"poem-text\">\nI&#039;m planning a cuddle this evening, We&#039;ll watch a movie, drink some tea, Maybe we&#039;ll eat some delicious pies, Or maybe we&#039;ll just spend time together. Come home soon, my dear, I&#039;ll cook everything you love, We&#039;ll be together, happy, beautiful, You&#039;ll rest, you&#039;ll forget that you&#039;re sad!\n    <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"poem\" data-poem=\"11\">\n<h2>You can handle it<\/h2>\n<pre class=\"poem-text\">\nYou will overcome all difficulties, I believe in you, my great hero, And in the evening we will celebrate your victories, A delicious dinner and dear love!\n    <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"poem\" data-poem=\"12\">\n<h2>I want to see you<\/h2>\n<pre class=\"poem-text\">\nI want to see you right now, hug you, kiss you, and never let you go, But I patiently wait every hour For you to come running home. Work calmly, take your time, The main thing is to come back safe and sound, And I&#039;ll have a surprise prepared for you And I&#039;ll meet you in a cheerful mood!\n    <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"poem\" data-poem=\"13\">\n<h2>My favorite grumbler<\/h2>\n<pre class=\"poem-text\">\nMy beloved eternal grumbler, Who grumbles about the weather and the day, You are still the best, like a tuna, I love you, even when I&#039;m lazy!\n    <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"poem\" data-poem=\"14\">\n<h2>Are you tired?<\/h2>\n<pre class=\"poem-text\">\nYou&#039;re probably very tired by now, The day is long, there&#039;s a lot of work, Come home, I&#039;ll greet you warmly, I&#039;ll give you a massage, you&#039;ll have a good rest. Dinner&#039;s ready, the bath is drawn, Everything for you, my dear, Relax, rest from your wounds, And I&#039;ll take care of you with all my heart!\n    <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"poem\" data-poem=\"15\">\n<h2>You are the best<\/h2>\n<pre class=\"poem-text\">\nYou are the best husband in the whole wide world, Even though you sometimes forget to take out the trash, But I love you on this planet, My dearest, my very own!\n    <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"poem\" data-poem=\"16\">\n<h2>See you soon<\/h2>\n<pre class=\"poem-text\">\nSee you soon, just a little bit left, Just be patient there a little longer, Warmth awaits at home, a cozy journey, And I&#039;ll be there with hugs in the evenings. I bought your favorite candies, I&#039;ll cook what you love, We&#039;ll spend the evening without any fuss, Together, happily, like in dreams!\n    <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"poem\" data-poem=\"17\">\n<h2>Don&#039;t be sad<\/h2>\n<pre class=\"poem-text\">\nDon&#039;t be sad, my dear, everything will pass, Difficulties are temporary, believe me, Love and honey are waiting for you at home, And I am your only goal!\n    <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"poem\" data-poem=\"18\">\n<h2>You are my hero<\/h2>\n<pre class=\"poem-text\">\nYou are my hero, my protector, my light, Even though you scatter your socks everywhere, There is simply no one better than you in the world, I love you in any trouble! Come soon, my dear, I baked your favorite pie, Let&#039;s spend the evening together, just the two of us, Let&#039;s forget all our worries at the door!\n    <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"poem\" data-poem=\"19\">\n<h2>Waiting for you<\/h2>\n<pre class=\"poem-text\">\nI&#039;m waiting for you, counting the minutes until we meet, I want to hug you and never let go, You are my most beloved in the world, Hurry home, stop working!\n    <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"poem\" data-poem=\"20\">\n<h2>My favorite<\/h2>\n<pre class=\"poem-text\">\nMy beloved, my dear, my darling, I&#039;m writing to you so you know for sure that I love you with all my soul, and I&#039;m waiting for you to come home every night and day! You are my world, my joy, my laughter, even though sometimes you drive me crazy, but you are the best in the world for everyone, my only one forever!\n    <\/pre>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Short SMS poems are a great way to lift the spirits of your loved one by sending him a funny message throughout the day. 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