A short text message to your loved one is a little surprise that can melt any heart. Funny poems about boredom, love, and anticipation are the simplest way to say "I'm thinking about you" without unnecessary words. They're perfect for both husbands and boyfriends: a little humor, a little tenderness—and they're sure to lift your spirits. These poems look great in any messenger: WhatsApp, Telegram, or Viber. We've collected 20 of the funniest options—choose one and send it right now!
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Fridge
I miss you so much it's already a disaster: I opened the fridge again. You're not there - and then - Go home, my dear!
I'm waiting for you to get home from work.
You're at work, I miss you, I look out the window every hour. I'm already cleaning the whole house - I can't think of anything right now. I made soup, baked a pie, I tidied everything up - the parquet floor is shining. Hurry home, my dear friend - Your dinner is getting cold, I'm waiting for an answer!
Like a cat - a sofa
I love you like a cat loves a sofa, Like Friday loves the end of the week! You are my favorite captain in my carousel of love!
Three words
I decided to write a text message - I found the words with great difficulty: "I miss you," "I'm waiting," "come" - that's my entire tender personal lexicon! But if you put three words together, we get one big meaning: You are mine, my heart beats for you, and our house is empty without you, my dear!
Wi-Fi
Without you, I'm like without Wi-Fi—life freezes and goes wrong. Come soon, without any "ifs"—you're my dear, living beacon!
The cat is also waiting
Your cat sits, looking sadly out the window—waiting for you, snoring. I confess, I'm also disgusted—lunch isn't the same without you. We're both waiting for you, my dear, two devoted creatures in the apartment. Come home to us soon—you're the best in our whole world!
Like a cat eats sour cream
I'm waiting for you like a cat for sour cream, like Saturday for a day off. Don't drag it out, or I'll become completely lost and angry!
I'm counting the minutes
I'm counting the minutes until we meet again - I lose count and start again. Perhaps this is true love: Always wanting your word. You'll come soon - I know, I'm waiting, I stand at the threshold with a smile. I'll take you into my arms - My love - without mistakes!
No options
I love you without options, without "buts," "maybes," or "maybes." Of all life's talents, my best is loving you!
In the store
Today I was walking through the store—I bought the wrong thing again. I found your favorite chocolate—I took it, even though no one asked. I miss you so much—it's become a habit to look for you everywhere in the crowd. You are my sweet smile, Come back to me soon!
Dark and empty
I've been standing here, looking out the window for a long time - The yard is dark and empty. Without you, I don't care: It's quiet, cold, and sad.
Pillow
I miss you at night—I hug my pillow. I whisper to it and explain a little about my love. But the pillow won't answer—it's neither cold nor hot. May the thought of returning without a gift greet you soon!
Penguin
I'm as bored as a penguin is on an ice floe On a sultry, hot summer day. I lie, pining on a feather bed - Are you too lazy to come home?
List of reasons
Today I made a list of the reasons why I love you. I scribbled for a long time – the issue came out, forty pages long, I look! It's all there: your laughter, your hugs, your gaze that warms the soul. I want to hug you right now, I want to hear your words!
Hugs
I want to hug you tight and be by your side all evening long. I'm tired of just missing you - we need to meet soon!
I'm looking at the phone
I look at my phone again—I reread the messages. "Coming soon"—what am I supposed to understand? I'm writing you another note: "I miss you," "I'm waiting," "come home soon"—three requests in a row, three exclamations. Come to me, my beloved, an end to my suffering!
Password
You are my favorite password for happiness, tenderness, and laughter. Without you, it's pure pain... Home soon—that's comfort!
A recipe for melancholy
I found a recipe for sadness and melancholy—it's simple and no secret at all: just a few kind words, a few hands—and voila—a happy world is ready! But without the main ingredient, my recipe simply won't work. And the main thing is you, obviously—come, and everything will be alright!
GPS
You're my favorite GPS: You always show me the right way. Without you, it's nothing but stress here, Come back and let me rest!
Final message
This is the end of my messages, But I will not stop missing you. Without you there is so much suffering - I am waiting for you! - (This is not spontaneous.) You know that you are my whole world, My warmth and inspiration. Hurry to me, my commander - Kisses! I am waiting! No objections!